I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just pee around me
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm like, not good at living.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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