Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.