Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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