Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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