i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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