I think im going to throw up on grandma
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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