the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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