just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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