why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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