You really coming over, don't trick.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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