Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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