youre lurking in front of me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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