what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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