i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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