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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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• (619): View more from California

  The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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• (818): View more from California

  The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.

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