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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

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  go get him tiger.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.

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