Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(424): View more from California

Do u kno any dealers?

(1-424): View more from California

I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.

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(248): View more from Michigan

My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.

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(562): View more from California

I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset

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(916): View more from California

Sadness tears and throw up everywhere

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(989): View more from Michigan

What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night

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(573): View more from Missouri

He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I chugged that bitch with a dip in.

(614): View more from Ohio

You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30

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