so explain again why im purple
no
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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