He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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you didnt know i had herpes?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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