What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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