Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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