Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Randomize
