I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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