If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There's always time for handjobs
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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