even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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