I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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