Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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