doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Boobs are out for the taking
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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