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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  By piano you mean.....

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  Like literally a piano.

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"

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• (585): View more from New York

  In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.

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  That’s not true...is it?

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