Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.