I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good