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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

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• (682): View more from Texas

  you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...

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• (650): View more from California

  I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not

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