one might say we're banned from that church
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
