I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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