he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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