i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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