you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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