are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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