North Korea, Best Korea!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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