Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize