We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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