brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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