she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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