i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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