just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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