was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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