Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
