Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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