I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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