i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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