He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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