His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"