Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I CAN MOONWALK!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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