hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?