Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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