suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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