just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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