make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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