Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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