I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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